Welcome to The Baldlands website. The Baldlands is feature film directed by Bernie Rao. It is a dark comedy about baldness becoming illegal in New Zealand. In this page you can watch a video about The Baldlands. If you are considering having the live music show in your venue please go to THE BROCHURE. There you will find all the information about the live music show. (In Portuguese only! English version coming soon…) In MASTERCLASS you can find more information about Bernie Rao’s Masterclass about micro-budget filmmaking. (In Portuguese only! English version coming soon…) Recently The Baldlands completed a live music show theatre tour in Portugal. For photos and videos of the tour click on PHOTOS. For more information about where the live show will be click on TOUR DATES. To get in touch just click on CONTACT!